Run time: 96 mins
When Henry first wakes up, he’s got a list of things he’s
missing: An arm, a leg, his voice and his memories. He gets his limbs back – in
the form of some robotic appendages – and the woman helping him claims to be
his wife, but his voice is out of commission for the duration of the movie.
Before his life can settle into some semblance of normal, however, a man known
only as Akan arrives, declaring that Henry is the key to his plans of world
domination. The rest of the film is a fast-paced struggle as Henry attempts to
rescue his wife from her hostage situation.
The best thing that Hardcore Henry has to offer is
its unique perspective. Imagine something like a James Bond film, but with more
parkour, and with a GoPro strapped to the protagonists face. The movie was
filmed entirely from the viewpoint of various stunt doubles, which made the
fight-scenes all the more vivid and intense. This first-person point of view
was refreshingly original, and only served to enhance the movie’s action.
Unfortunately, there were some downsides to this
technique as well. For example, there are points were it looks too much like a
video game. In a couple scenes, I noticed the special effects suddenly melted
away, as though the producers had run out of money before they’d completed the
movie and had to scrap together some final scenes. Additionally, the camera’s
constant bobbing made the movie hard to follow at points, and my eyes felt like
they had whiplash upon leaving the theater.
The worst thing about Hardcore Henry is easily the
plot, which makes little to no sense. To add insult to injury, the storyline is
about as overused as they come: Remarkable hero is forced to save a loved one
from a nefarious villain with plans to take over the world. In fact, the
villain is so ridiculous I almost thought he was meant to serve as satire for
over-the-top antagonists. But no, Hardcore Henry seems to be taking
itself pretty serious on this one. He’s crazy, he’s albino, and he’s got
telekinesis. Why this man even needs a cyborg army is beyond me. Why he needs
Henry is even further beyond my capabilities to fathom.
Without a leading actor, the film was mostly carried by
Sharlto Copley, whose character served as Henry’s guide throughout the movie.
His erratic role in the movie actually complimented the absurdity around him
nicely, and I think the film would have really suffered without him. I was also
pleasantly surprised by the appearance of Tim Roth, who appeared very briefly
in the form of flashbacks.
Flaws aside, I actually kind of enjoyed Hardcore
Henry. It certainly won’t be winning any Golden Globes, but then again,
that’s not the type of movie I was expecting to see. Instead, I got nonstop
action set to a techno beat, and I’m perfectly okay with that. If nothing else,
it’s a mindless action flick to loosen up with.
Viewers be warned, this film is rated R for a reason;
profanity, sexual content, cringe-inducing violence, the works. It’s definitely
not for the squeamish or the faint of heart – the intro alone made me feel a
little woozy. But if you’re into brain-numbing violence without a plot, look no
further! Hardcore Henry is the film for you.