Saturday, December 23, 2017

Quentin Tarantino movies ranked by Daniel Kilgallon




9. “Death Proof” (2007)
Runtime: 113 mins 
My Rating: 6/10 
Best (Clean) Quote
Stuntman Mike: “This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat.”
Favorite Character: Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell)

8. “Jackie Brown” (1997)
Runtime: 154 mins
My Rating: 7.5/10
Best (Clean) Quote
Ordell Robbie: “Well, I hope you felt appropriately guilty about it afterwards.”
Louis Gara: “Afterwards, I did.”
 Favorite Character: Louis Gara (Robert DeNiro)

7. “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004)

Runtime: 137 mins 
My Rating: 8/10
Best (Clean) Quote
Bill: “You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.”
Favorite Character: Bill (David Carradine)

6. “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003)
Runtime: 111 mins 
My Rating: 8.5/10
Best (Clean) Quote
Hattori Hanzo: “Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest it's easy to lose your way . . . To get lost . . . To forget where you came in.”
Favorite Character: The Bride (Uma Thurman)
   
5. “The Hateful Eight” (2015) 
Run Time: 167 min
My Rating: 8.5/10 
Best (Clean) Quote
John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth: “Now Daisy, I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means shut up!”
Favorite Character: Sheriff Chris Mannix (Walton Goggins)
    
 4. “Inglourious Basterds” (2009)
 Run Time: 153 mins
 My Rating: 9/10
 Best Quote
Lt. Aldo Raine: “Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.”
 Favorite Character: Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt)

3. “Reservoir Dogs” (1992)

Runtime: 100 mins 
My Rating: 9/10
Best Quote
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
Favorite Character: Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi)

2. “Pulp Fiction” (1994) 
Runtime: 154 mins 
My Rating: 9.5/10 
Best Quote
Jules: “Then what do they call it?”
Vincent: “They call it a Royale with cheese.”
Jules: “A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?”
Vincent: “Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.”
Favorite Character: The Wolf (Harvey Keitel)

1. “Django Unchained” (2012)
Runtime: 165 mins 
My Rating: 10/10
Best Quote
Dr. King Schultz: “Mister Candie, normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye!”
Favorite Character: Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio)